“Hey man, how’s it going? What did you do today?”
“Saved twelve puppies from a burning building.”
“Really? No way. That’s amazing. How’d you pull that off?”
“Easy, bro. I had popcorn.”
“Niiiiiice.”
“How about you?”
“Found Osama Bin Laden.”
“Bro, that’s unbelievable. I mean, people have been looking for him everywhere and haven’t found him. How’d you do it?”
“Easy, man. Anything’s possible with popcorn.”
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